Where are the Comments?

In case you wonder where your comment went, well, my bad. I blew out the MySQL database last weekend. I was able to reconstruct my posts from cached versions on Google, and in some cases I was able to set the date to the same as the original. But I ran out of steam before getting the comments added – and I wouldn’t have been able to set up the user accounts anyway.
So that’s why.
I must get into the habit of archiving the database every week.

Missionaries and Cannibals Revisited

I see from my access logs that someone found me by searching the web for “Missionaries and Cannibals”. So:
Missionaries & Cannibals. This is a bar game we used to play. The rules are simple, the solution isn’t, especially when you’re in Jay’s Elbow Room getting hammered.
The story is that there are three missionaries want to use a rowboat to cross a river with three newly-converted cannibal friends. There are six people but the boat only holds two, so they’ll have to row back and forth in singles and pairs.
However, there are two gotchas. First, although all three missionaries know how to row the boat, only one cannibal does. Second, if cannibals outnumber missionaries on either shore they will give in to temptation and eat the missionaries. Got that?
Great.
Start by drawing a couple of lines down the center of a placemat – this is the river. If there’s no placemat, draw on the table.
Now put three dimes on one side of the river. These are the three missionaries. And put two pennies and a nickel down with the quarters. These are the two cannibals who can’t row, and the one cannibal who can. [UK: use 5p, 2p and 10p. EU: you’re on your own.]
Now move coins across the river and back in singles and pairs until all six are on the other side.

Missionaries and Cannibals Demo
Click for solution
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Myers-Briggs/Keirsey lookalike test

INTP – the Architect
You scored 9% I to E, 26% N to S, 71%  to T, and 84% J to P!
You are more introverted than extroverted. You are more intuitive than observant, you are more thinking based than feeling based, and you prefer to go with the flow rather than have a routine. The single word to describe your type is the Architect, which belongs to the larger group of rationals. You wish to sculpt the world around you. Others often find you arrogant, yet you have no desire to direct others, only to inform them.
You must know the structure of things, and have a voracious appetite for knowledge. You are very rational in everything you do, and probably consider yourself smarter than most.
As a romantic partner, you can be playful with great energy to get things started, but not quite as good on follow through. You may have a tendency to hurt the more emotional types unintentionally by not sharing your own reactions and feelings as you can get swept up in your own ideas and projects. You want to be appreciated for your ability to respond quickly and to fix problems creatively. You need plenty of time to yourself – therefore your partner must respect your need for independence and originality.
Your group summary: Rationals (NT)
Your type summary: INTP
My test tracked 4 variables.
How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 6% on I to E
You scored higher than 24% on N to S
You scored higher than 85% on F to T
You scored higher than 95% on J to P
Link: The LONG Scientific Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Edelman/Technorati blog survey

This is the first post in the new category Meta, which will be, of course, blog entries about blogging. The purpose of this post is to clarify my own opinions and practices with respect to advertising.

Dear Leslie,
Thank you for participating in the Edelman/Technorati blog survey. We conducted this study to:

  • Better understand bloggers’ attitudes towards corporations and PR firms
  • Help clients understand why and how they should engage the blogosphere

Technorati contacted tens of thousands of active bloggers via email, blog posts and the networks of discussion and links those posts generated. The survey generated 821 responses during the week of September 26, 2005.
[..]
Thanks again for participating.
Richard
Richard Edelman
President & CEO, Edelman
richard.edelman@edelman.com

My answers:

  1. The primary reason I blog is to Create a record of my thoughts. The secondary reason, of course, is to occasionally engage like-minded readers in conversations on a topic.
  2. I post Every few days. I tend to post in bunches when my cognition and energy are up.
  3. I write about companies or their products Less than once a week. I usually share by email with friends. No reason I can’t cc: the blog.
  4. Yes, I would like samples to write about in my blog. I occasionally do this on another web site, specifically with books related to bipolar disorder.
  5. I am contacted by bona fide companies or their reps Daily or almost daily. I’m only counting contacts from real businesses, not spam with a fake email address.
  6. I most often actively interact with Product teams. These people are more likely to engage in dialog than PR people, and they’re usually pretty enthusiastic.
  7. Companies usually contact me with Form email. I don’t generally finish reading an email that isn’t written to me personally. Oh, I can tell if vendor is using a mail-merge program.
  8. Messages that come from an outside PR group generally go in the junk folder unread. These groups are less concerned about a product’s reputation and more concerned with whether they can sell me one. I trust them about 1 out of 10. Eudora has a very nice integrated SPAM filter.
  9. Messages directly from a company are more likely to be read, and I’ll even pull them out of the junk bin if they contain solid information – technical details – about a product I’m interested in. I’d say I trust them 6 out of 10.
  10. I have wondered whether to correct inaccuracies in a way that draws regular readers’ attention to the change. Perhaps Leave the error but append a correction is the best way.
  11. If I post misinformation, I’d like a company rep to Post a comment. On web pages they must use the contact form.
  12. I like to talk tech with Mid-level employees who work on research and development.
  13. A blog endorsed and produced by a company is Occasionally trustworthy.
  14. A blog by an employee is better, Somewhat trustworthy. Although they must toe the corporate line, they are more likely to talk about their experiences using the product.
  15. I trust technical data from Company web sites. I rely on friends for product reviews.

What does all this mean?
Well, it means that the line between advertising and reality is blurring. We must decide right now whether to become whores for the products we use every day.
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Supreme Court: Harriet Miers?

Conservatives Split Over Bush Nominee
It doesn’t matter whether Ms. Miers is Conservative or a Constructionist or anti-abortion or for war. Let’s cut to the chase.
Harriet Miers has never sat on the bench. She&’;s not a judge and has never been one.
She isn’t qualified for the job. Period.

Fun With Google

Go to Google http://www.google.com/
Type in the word “failure” – no quotes
Hit the “I’m feeling lucky” button

Snakes! On a Plane!

Snakes On A Plane!

What else do you need to know? How the snakes get on the plane, what the snakes do once they’re on the plane, who puts the snakes on the plane, who is trying to get the snakes off the plane…This is not for you to ponder. There are snakes on the plane. End of fucking story.

I’ve got to see this movie. Samuel L. Jackson kicks snake butt. Hey, do snakes even have butts? I don’t know.
Picture it… you’re flying in coach wedged between a guy who’s coughing like a tuberculosis patient and an over-dressed woman who wants to engage you for the next three hours with her desperately boring life story. There’s a kid kicking your seat back and a baby howling in the row in front of you. The flight attendants are surly and slow. The in-flight meal was a bag of peanuts and some warm, flat soda, which are synergistically chewing a hole in your stomach. And the plane is in a patch of turbulence. You want to use the rest room, if only the aforementioned over-dressed woman will decide what she’s drinking and let the flight attendants move the damn cart out of the way.
Suddenly, Samuel L. Jackson, followed by a seething mass of venomous vipers, stumbles in from first class, waving his arms wildly and shrieking
Snakes On a Plane!
Where do you go? What do you do? FOR GOD’S SAKE, CAN’T SOMEBODY CATCH THEM AND RETURN THEM TO THEIR NATIVE HABITAT?
Yesssssssss, I definitely will see this movie. In the theater, too, I’m not waiting for the DVD.
And I want to add the title to my lexicon. I’m going to drop the f-word, forget “dang”, and throw away a half-dozen other inane, ineffectual expletives.
Snakes On A Plane!

Kick ‘Em While They’re Down

In the grand American tradition of kicking them while they’re down, President Bush made a Proclamation last week that suspends the minimum wage laws for workers in the areas affected by Hurricane Katrina. Hell of a thing to do to people who have lost everything and want to rebuild. Here it is, right from the horse’s mouth, Whitehouse.gov.
Proclamation by the President: To Suspend Subchapter IV of Chapter 31 of Title 40, United States Code, Within a Limited Geographic Area in Response to the National Emergency Caused by Hurricane Katrina
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/09/20050908-5.html
Bush is even extending the Emergency Declaration to many states that took in refugees. Like New Jersey???
President Approves Emergency Declaration For New Jersey
http://www.fema.gov/news/newsrelease.fema?id=19001

Here is a list of the five major companies getting contracts in the area.
FEMA Contracts to Provide Housing Relief for Displaced Hurricane Victims
http://www.fema.gov/news/newsrelease.fema?id=18708
These companies already have found windfalls in government contracts. There is no need to take money from the wage earners at the bottom of the corporate pyramid. They also have lucrative contracts in Iraq. Our Army protects their civilian contractors, oil workers, at public expense.

The former head of FEMA, Joe Allbaugh, is or has been a lobbyist both for the Shaw Group and for Halliburton.
Former FEMA Chief Is at Work on Gulf Coast: Lobbyist Allbaugh Gives Clients Help
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/07/AR2005090702385.html
You know Halliburton, that’s the company that is being investigated for overcharging us, the taxpayers, in Iraq.
Halliburton Overcharge Not Deliberate, Zakheim Says

Halliburton’s KBR unit, formerly known as Kellogg, Brown & Root, has been paid $866 million on the oil reconstruction contract and “$61 million is actually the only part that is being questioned,” Zakheim said.

http://www.halliburton.com/news/archive/2003/article_121703.jsp

In an unrelated story, our Vice President was still on the Halliburton payroll in 2001. To his credit, he used all of his stock options in 2000 so that he could sell the stock to avoid the appearance of a conflict of interest.
Vice President and Mrs. Cheney Release 2000 Income Tax Return

Included in the wage and salary income reported on the tax return is $806,332 in salary and $4,333,500 in deferred compensation and bonuses from Halliburton Company, where Mr. Cheney served as chief executive officer until he resigned on August 16, 2000. As previously reported in Halliburton’s proxy statement, Mr. Cheney received a cash bonus of $1,451,398 from Halliburton in January of this year, which will be included in the 2001 tax return.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2001/04/20010413-5.html

Update: Heart of the Beholder

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I finally got around to seeing Heart of the BeholderHeart of the Beholder on Amazon.com.
The movie was very engaging. It follows Mike and Diane Howard from before the birth of their first child. Their hopes for a better life are realized when Mike’s gamble of opening a video store blossoms into a popular video store chain.
That’s where the problems begin. A local religious splinter group targets the Howard’s video store chain for offering blasphemous videos such as Tom Hanks’ “Splash“.
When Mike refuses to cave to their demands, their leader blackmails the DA into inventing charges against them. There are death threats against Mike’s little girl, and things get just plain ugly.
Eventually justice prevails, but it’s too late. The weight of the legal expenses crushes the Howard&’s dreams.
I don’t want to spoil it for you, but how the Howards get revenge is hilarious.
The movie won the Bluegrass International Film Festival “Director’s Choice Award” for Best Feature Film. Congratulations!
See previous entry.

Career Interest Inventory

Career Interest Inventory

Take Stock of What You Really Like to Do

banth, based on your responses, your top career area is EngineeringCareers in this field often demand that you be exceptionally creative, and think “outside of the box.” Enjoying an engineering career means having an insatiable curiosity for figuring out how things work. Having an interest in developing your math and spatial skills helps too. Most likely, you’re interested in not just taking things apart but putting them back together again.

But my mommy wanted me to be a ballerina…

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