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Another dissatisfied customer

Linguistics and the Experience of Emotions

This little excerpt has a couple of very important concepts.

First, it gives some insight into why some folks somatize their illnesses – because they don’t have a word that helps to define the experience so it falls back into the physical realm.

Second, it shows that individual emotions can be lumped together under less specific umbrella words. This makes a good argument for improving your vocabulary in preventing episodes triggered by external events.

“Anthropologists report enormous differences in the ways that different cultures categorize emotions. Some languages, in fact, do not even have a word for emotion.Other languages differ in the number of words they have to name emotions. While English has over 2,000 words to describe emotional categories, there are only 750 such descriptive words in Taiwanese Chinese. One tribal language has only seven words that could be translated into categories of emotion.
The words used to name or describe an emotion can influence what emotion is experienced. For example, Tahitians do not have a word directly equivalent to sadness. Instead, they treat sadness as something like a physical illness. This difference has an impact on how the emotion is experienced by Tahitians. For example, the sadness we feel over the departure of a close friend would be experienced by a Tahitian as exhaustion. Some cultures lack words for anxiety or depression or guilt. Samoans have one word encompassing love, sympathy, pity, and liking – which are very different emotions in our own culture.”
“Psychology – An Introduction” Ninth Edition By: Charles G. Morris, University of Michigan Prentice Hall, 1996

Intro to the Blogosphere

So you’ve decided to start a blog. Blog, of course, is the nickname for a Weblog. Blogging has been described as “grassroots journalism”, in that it is closer to the events described and has more immediacy than a magazine or even a newspaper.
The Blogosphere is the world of weblogs, the cycling and recycling of news and commentary that occurs as bloggers analyze and spin information found on mainstream news media and on other blogs.
A Blogger, then is one who blogs. Bloggers have been described with syllogisms such as
blogger : journalist :: tick : sheep
and
bloggers : journalists :: dung beetles : elephants
Here are a few hints to get you started.

Define your purpose
This is simple enough. You want to attract readers who have the same interests as you do, and you want to keep them coming back. Your blog can be anything from an online “Dear Diary” to a political editorial column. Decide in advance what you want it to be.
Know your intended audience.
Are you blogging for teens or for customers? Spelling, capitalization and punctuation really matter if you are trying to create a professional web presence. If you’re writing for hackers or then it’s quite ok to use smileys and l337-speak.
Choose a look and feel that matches your purpose.
Themes are available for many blog programs. A theme is what creates the color scheme, type font, and layout.
If you’re sharing photos with friends and family, by all means make the site friendly and laden with cute graphics. But if you are sharing technical information with engineers, keep the layout clean and the wording concise.
Decide where to put your blog.
Whether you use a blogging service or maintain your own page depends on your technical level and how much mojo you’ll get from hosting it on your own domain.
Hosted blogging accounts can be set up quickly and require no maintenance. The data can be hosted on their site or it can be published on yours via File Transfer Protocol (FTP). This is a quick-and-easy way to find out whether you get what you want out of blogging.
Blogger is a popular general-purpose blogging site, now owned by Google. It gives you the option of exporting your blog to your own web page if you have one.
LiveJournal is probably the most popular host. It is centered around personal diaries, and is used to create a community.
TypePad is another popular hosted weblogging service.
If you are technically inclined, you may decide to use blogging software. This usually requires that your web host provide MySQL and PHP capabilities. It also allows you greater control over the look-and-feel of your blog, and gives you the ability to add custom functionality.
WordPress is a free, state-of-the-art personal blogging tool that you maintain on your own site. It is easy-to-use and very customizable.
Moveable Type is another popular weblog platform for businesses and organizations.
Use categories and tags to organize information
Blogs are presented sequentially, latest first, and older articles are no longer visible on the front page. To help visitors locate information about a specific topic, create a category and tag your posts. Robotics enthusiasts might tag articles with categories “software,” “hardware,” “man-machine interface,” and/or “kick-butt end-effectors.”
Get your blog noticed.
Your first thought might be to get listed with the search engines. By all means, list your site at dmoz.org. Most of the other search engines get their data from the dmoz database. However, search engines take anywhere from a few days to a few weeks to crawl your page. This is too slow if you are publishing time-critical information.
Fortunately, there are a number of services designed specifically for tracking and connecting blogs. By sending a ping to each service you let them know you’ve updated. I have WordPress set up to do this automatically every time I write a blog entry.
Technorati is a real-time search engine that keeps track of what is going on in the Blogosphere. Search for your interests on Technorati, subscribe to blogs that interest you. Technorati will let you know whenever they’ve been updated.
Feed Burner allows your readers to subscribe to your RSS feed, and formats into html. Feed Burner now offers a mobile feedreader for Pocket PC.
Ping-O-Matic. Ping-O-Matic automatically pings multiple services including those listed here so that the services can notify your subscribers that you’ve updated.
gada.be is a new blog metasearch engine that searches several popular search engines all at once. You can set up an RSS feed with your search results. Its most interesting feature is that it’s set up so that you can put the search term in the subdomain, i.e., http://blogosphere.gada.be/. Remember to tag your posts!
Read other blogs that interest you, and follow up on them. Feel free to leave thought-provoking, relevent comments on their site, then blog your reply, including a pingback.
List the blogs you read on BlogRolling. This service will let your readers know when you have added a new entry to your blog.
Get your fine self noticed.
This is where social networking sites come in. The idea is to create a virtual community where folks who share your interests can meet you.
Post your books on Bookcrossing. Check for books you might want to read. I got into this because I have far too many books, and a good portion of them aren’t likely to be re-read. I can’t just throw them away!
Share your bookmarks on Netvouz and tag them so that folks who share your interests will read them and look you up.
Create a list on 43 Things.
Share your photos on Flickr. It helps you integrate them into your blog, so do it to save server bandwidth. It allows you to email pictures from your phone right to the web for an immediacy that wasn’t possible just a couple of years ago. A similar service in the UK posted photos from the London tube bombings as they were happening.
ning looks interesting. Apparently users get to write playgrounds, apps for interacting with others.
Will you be advertising on your blog?
If yes, by all means read The Edelman Blogger Study. This article contains quite a bit about how how the lines are becoming blurred in advertising on the web. It’s an exploration of people’s motivation and presentation, and how readers react. Definitely read this if you’re starting a corporate blog.
Even if your blog is a personal diary, you can still advertise. It is easy to earn enough to pay hosting fees, but don’t expect to get rich quick. There are a number of companies that will manage your advertising for you.
Do you buy books from Amazon.com? Well, they have an associate program that is easy to join and easy to use. When you review or recommend a book, simply add your associate id to the link you provide.
Google AdSense places that familiar block of targeted ads on your site.
Commission Junction enables you to host advertising campaigns from many popular companies. CJ keeps track of number of clicks, it keeps track of your visitors’ purchases, and it sends you a single check for all your commissions.

There you have it. You have something to say, you’ve defined your audience and chosen an appealing theme. By all means start that blog.

TikiWiki under Windows

I recently decided to migrate the main web page to a Wiki. I’ve messed around with a couple of CMSs – Mambo and subDreamer – and decided that the format and size of the site really don’t require that kind of power. A quick look at the features of some popular wiki software led me to choose TikiWiki for the site upgrade. It will be no tour-de-force to convert the database later.
Rather than playing with the wiki software online, using up bandwidth and taking the risk of hosing my WordPress database or forums, I decided to evaluate TikiWiki locally under Windows XP SP2.
Accomplishing this doesn’t require any programming experience or expertise in using *ix, web servers, MySQL, or phpMyAdmin.
This is how to do it:

  1. Get PhpTriad
    1. Download PhpTriad from SourceForge. PhpTriad contains Windows versions of the ubiquitous Apache server, MySQL database software, and PHP support.
    2. PhpTriad’s Windows installer unpacks the whole mess under c:\apache. When the install is done, run Apache like any other Windows app. In the version I’m using, a command window named “Start Apache” opens. Minimize the Apache window, but don’t shut it down. Apache is now listening on port 80 for browser requests..
    3. Open your browser to http://127.0.0.1/ and you’ll see the PhpTriad welcome screen.
      Great!
  2. Configure a database for TikiWiki.
    1. Updated 3/12 – thanks, Jacques! Run MySQL-D just like any other Windows app.
    2. When you point your browser to http://localhost/phpmyadmin you’ll see the phpMyAdmin welcome page. It’s pretty much self-explanatory.
      It is very important to reload the SQL by revisiting http://localhost/phpmyadmin after every command.
    3. Point your browser to http://localhost/phpmyadmin and create a new database named tiki.
    4. Point your browser to http://localhost/phpmyadmin and go to Users.
    5. In database tiki add a new user tikiadmin and a password. Give the user all privileges. Don’t forget to write down that password!
    6. Point your browser to http://localhost/phpmyadmin and Reload MySQL. It is very important to reload the SQL by revisiting http://localhost/phpmyadmin after every command, so check that out if things don’t work.
  3. Get TikiWiki
    1. Download the .zip from http://tikiwiki.org/ and extract it into C:\apache\htdocs\. God, how I hate backslashes… This will create directory C:\apache\htdocs\tikiwiki-1.9.2 Rename the directory to C:\apache\tiki.
    2. Run the installer by pointing your browser to http://127.0.0.1/tiki/tiki-install.php. Make the selections – database type MySQL, server localhost, database “tiki” and enter the user name “tikiadmin” plus the password that you (hopefully) wrote down earlier. When you click Submit Query it should task you to another install page.
    3. Create the BasicEnabled profile in the pulldown menu. You’ll be taken to yet another install page that shows database print operations. Ignore the verbiage in the boxes – some of the writes will fail and that’s ok. Skip down and follow the link that disables the install script.
  4. Create your TikiWiki
    1. Login to http://localhost/tiki as admin with password admin. You will be prompted to change the password. This is not the same as the database password above.
    2. Experiment with settings, post entries, create and delete users. TikiWiki is a simple application, suitable for a small to medium wiki, and that is why it is so easy to use.
  5. Go back to the TikiWiki project page and donate!
  6. Have Fun!

And that’s it. Just remember to periodically export the tiki database via phpMyAdmin. Not only does it protect your data from beginner’s errors, and there will be errors, but when you decide to go live with TikiWiki you can reuse your local data. Your web host has the same phpMyAdmin and you can follow the same steps to create the database, and then import the file.

Journey to Wild Divine

Updated 3/6
Journey to Wild Divine is a biofeedback program disguised as a computer game. In the game you use your autonomic responses/breathing/emotion to perform tasks such as levitating a ball, spinning a lotus-like mandala, and other tasks that I haven’t reached yet. It’s something like a graphical version of the old adventure games, but with a New Age appeal. I hear that you get to play chess against the Grim Reaper on Level 7.
The biofeedback unit plugs into the USB port, and consists of a “light stone” control unit with three finger sensors that measure heart rate and skin resistance. The optional graphing expansion pack lets you view your EKG. Quite fascinating, really.
I had a world of trouble installing the software because of a bad install CD. It took me several tries and some trickery. However, the good folks at Wild Divine sent me out a replacement CD right away.

Deleted technical description of installing from a warped CD.

Once I got things working, playing the game was like being in one of those dreams where I’m sure that I can fly, if only I can allow it to happen. The feeling was absolutely delightful. I’m looking forward to setting aside time to start playing the full game.

Trademark Infringement

This is Despair.com‘s response to my warning about Cingular’s attempt to trademark emoticons in direct violation of Despair’s trademark on the frownie. I am not licensed to reprint the frownie here.

From: Despair Customer Disservice
Date: Tue, 14 Feb 2006 17:59:18 -0600

Hello Leslie,

Thank you for sharing this information with us. Our legal department will now issue an official looking, strongly worded plea to stop stealing our ideas and using them in a such an uninteresting fashion. We appreciate your vigilance in this matter and wish you luck in your future crime-fighting endeavors.

Thanks,

Laura S.
Despair, Inc.

Despair Input wrote:
> Name: Leslie Ellis
> Inquiry: Public Relations
> Contact via: email
>
> Comments:
>
> Cingular is trying to patent emoticons. The Patent # is 20060015812.
>
> This may violate your trademark \”Frownie.\” Is Dr. Kersten aware of this?
>
>

Share your Information on the Web

In a previous article I was babbling about subscribing to RSS feeds in order to reduce information overload. But let’s look at it from the other side now. Webmasters use RSS feeds to keep customers up-to-date. Customers use a feed reader to grab the raw XML from their favorite sites, and the feed reader formats it so that it is easy to skim.

How does that work? Do I have to remember to update the RSS feed everytime I update my site? Well, yes! That’s the point! However, it doesn’t have to be that difficult. Nobody has to hand-code web sites any more, though some of us still do. As a hobby. Yes, I know, geekess. Read on…

So now you’ve decided you want to be on that web thing too. There are lots of ways to share your information on the web. I’m going to talk about four of them: blogs, content-management systems (CMS), bulletin boards (BBS, “board,'” or forum), and wikis.

A blog is a web-log, a sort of a diary or journal. The software has a web-based interface and is pretty much transparent to the user. The user logs in to a regular web page and types what she wants to say. The blog software formats her Pearls of Wisdom and presents them to the reader in a pleasing format. Very nice. The blog software also creates an RSS feed automatically.
Whether you use a blogging site or maintain your own page depends on your technical level and how much mojo you’ll get from hosting it on your own domain. Hosted blogging accounts can be set up quickly and require no maintenance. The data can be hosted on their site or it can be published on yours via File Transfer Protocol (FTP). This is a quick-and-easy way to find out whether you get what you want out of blogging.
Blogger is a popular general-purpose blogging host, now owned by Google. It gives you the option of exporting your blog to your own web page if you have one.
LiveJournal is probably the most popular host. It is centered around personal diaries, and is used to create a community.
TypePad is another popular hosted weblogging service.
If you are technically inclined, you may decide to use blogging software. This also allows you greater control over the look-and-feel of your blog, and gives you the ability to customize.
WordPress is a free, state-of-the-art personal blogging tool. It is easy-to-use. Themes and plugins are available to customize WordPress and give it more features.
Moveable Type is another popular weblog platform for businesses and organizations.

A CMS is similar to blog software, except that it manages entire web sites rather than just your Dear Diary. It offers more features and better flexibility in formatting the pages. Again, data entry is web-based: authors log in to the software and start typing. CMS software also creates RSS feeds. If you’re interested in creating a web site or portal rather than just an online diary, a CMS may be the way to go.
SubDreamer is an easy-to-use CMS. It has a WYSIWIG editor and also provides an image manager. The best part for me is that it will integrate an existing forum, preserving membership information and re-skinning the forum to match. The only drawback is that it costs money.
Mambo is a free CMS. It’s more feature-rich but consequentially slightly more difficult to use. Skins and plugins are available. Did I mention that it’s free?
Joomla is a spin-off of Mambo. They are still almost identical.
PHP-Nuke is another CMS, an oldie-but-goodie. Because it has been around a while, there are many, many addons available. The latest version costs a nominal fee of $10 but I believe you can get a previous version for free. Heck, I donate at least that much for free software if they have a PayPal button and I use the software a lot.

A BBS or Forum is just what you’d think it is, a CMS of sorts that helps to create an on-line community. Members log in, find a topic or conversation that interests them, and leave messages.
Again, you can choose between using on-line forum site or using forum software. The forum software takes care of registration, private messages between members, and permissions. A BBS requires a bit more maintenance because access is usually more public.
Delphi Forums is a popular on-line forum host.
Again, if you are technically inclined, there are many forum software packages available.
phpBB is totally free. It is easy-to-install, easy-to-use, and requires little maintenance.
Invision Power Board is another popular forum application. Themes and plugins are available. However, it is rather expensive at $70 per year or $185 for a perpetual license.
VBulletin is a popular forums package suitable for medium-to-large size sites. The price includes tech support including installation.

I’m still trying to get my brain around the concept of a wiki. A Wiki is a collaborative system. Multiple authors contribute information, which is categorized and cross-referenced. The presentation is clean and simple, and it is waaaaaaay to easy to get lost surfing in one. The cross-referencing makes it fairly easy to find exactly what you are looking for, assuming you came in on a related topic. It also frees you from the site authors’ internal concept of how the information should be organized.
If you’d like to participate, find one of the many Wikis in your field of interest and try it out. I’m rather partial to the humorous Encyclopedia Dramatica.
WikiPedia is a great general-purpose encyclopedia site.
If you have the technical knowledge to start a wiki on a specialized topic, there are several easy-to-install, easy-to-maintain applications.
MediaWiki is the engine behind WikiPedia. It is free, and is licensed under the GNU General Public License (GPL). MediaWiki is an extremely powerful, feature-rich wiki implementation. It requires PHP and a MySQL database.
TikiWiki is another free wiki system. It has many excellent features and is easy to use.
Apache::MiniWiki is a small wiki implementation that doesn’t require MySQL. It isn’t as full-featured at MediaWiki or TikiWiki, but you can run it on any Apache server with mod_perl.

If you have something – anything – to say, by all means start a web site. It doesn’t have to be momentous or earth-shattering, but it’s a good idea to write things that others are likely to read. (I don’t follow my own advice.) You don’t have to get a domain name and servers and expensive software, at least not to start out, as there are a number of excellent free services.

So what are you waiting for?

Belief-O-Matic

Belief-O-Matic — A personality quiz about your religious and spiritual beliefs

Your Results:

The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.

Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.

How did the Belief-O-Matic do? Discuss your results on our message boards.

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Taoism (98%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
4. New Age (92%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (89%)
6. Liberal Quakers (85%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (81%)
8. Scientology (78%)
9. New Thought (75%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (70%)
11. Hinduism (69%)
12. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
13. Sikhism (64%)
14. Bahá’í Faith (62%)
15. Jainism (59%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (43%)
17. Secular Humanism (43%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (32%)
19. Reform Judaism (32%)
20. Nontheist (21%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (21%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (18%)
23. Jehovah’s Witness (18%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (14%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (9%)
26. Islam (9%)
27. Roman Catholic (9%)

TFTD – lack of patriotism?

“Why of course the people don’t want war. Why should some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally, the common people don’t want war: neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But after all it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship … Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger.”
— Hermann Goering

Links: Some days you eat the octopus…

Thanks to mememachinego for this creepy video. When keepers at the Seattle Aquarium moved an octopus into a tank with sharks and other large fish, they hoped the octopus would be ok. They should have worried about the sharks.

As you can tell, I’ve been reading the feeds this morning and checking out some of the non-technical articles I might gloss over during the week. And just generally dicking around on the computer. And seriously boffing up the router settings. I’ve straightened that mess out. Bah, still haven’t convinced the wireless to play nice with my PDA/phone. Thank goodness for reset buttons. Got it working.


  • You Passed 8th Grade Science
    Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!
  • MSNBC Space News has an article called 7 myths about the Challenger shuttle disaster.
    What interested me is that I never even heard any of these myths. There was a brief reference to Richard Feynman’s statements as a member of the Challenger investigation board, but apparently they never read the article in which he blamed the tragedy on quality control. Yes, QC. As the shuttle program progressed the scientists and technicians became more blase about correcting wear-and-tear, and tended to treat necessary repairs as maintenance tasks. “Well, the motor fan blades were cracked last trip and they didn’t break…”
    I didn’t see the launch live. I only saw the endless replays of the explosion. I was working on telemetry equipment at Aydin Monitor Systems for Edwards AFB at the time so I’d been following the preparations. What a shock. I also had a nice little shuttle simulator for the C-64, and after that I couldn’t stand playing it because of the jolt at MECO.
  • Thanks to OxDECAFBAD for turning me on to this soul-sucking gallery of Demonic Tots and Deeply Disturbing Cuisine. Takes me back to my childhood.
    Sadism in the kitchen? It reminded me a bit of a wonderful Bisquick cookbook that my mom had when I was a little bugger and which I kept as a reminder of what not to cook. I’ve pasted in some of the bizarre little food drawings.
    My mom also had one of those “brand-name” cookbooks featuring such culinary delights as “Crown Roast of Hot Dog.” This little book did nothing at all to improve my mom’s dull English cooking.
  • Hmmmm, Cingular is trying to trademark emoticons. Since despair.com has already trademarked the frownie :-( I believe we can expect some fireworks.
  • Everything you ever wanted to know about toilets in space, brought to you by the fine folks at NASA.
  • The Beeb has announced that Doctor Who will be coming to the SciFi channel in March.
  • I just knew it – cats cause mental illness.
  • Apparently eating at night is a psychiatric disorder.

    The researchers found that night eating syndrome involves a disturbed circadian rhythm of food intake while circadian sleep rhythm remains normal.
    “The circadian rhythm of food intake is extremely disturbed and the timing is delayed by 4 or 5 hours compared to that in normal people,” Stunkard tells WebMD.
    According to the researchers, night eating syndrome “is the first clinical disorder to manifest different circadian rhythms of two biological systems.”

  • The bible has been translated into SMS messages. Hope your plan includes free messaging.

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