QASHQAI Car Games

QASHQAI Car Games – Experience the world’s fastest growing sport.

QASHQAI Car Games is a fun site I found while surfing google videos. The premise is that the kids who used to do bicycle stunts graduated to using abandoned cars instead. Now that the sport is popular, Nissan has created a special car for it.

I almost didn’t want to spoil it by saying up front that it’s actually a spoof site promoting the tiny Nissan Qashqai. I don’t use computer sound unless I have to, but I think they’re advertising it as a miniature urban assault vehicle.

TFTD: Let Your Hair Down

“Let your hair down if you must, but don’t expect everyone to brush it for you.”
— banth

Are you still with Short Meat?

A sampling of a new sort of advertisement – one that goes right for men’s insecurity. What I wonder is this: does anyone respond to insults by buying the product?

The Viagra works well and you’ll be at your best.
Are you still with short meat? :)
ha-ha man, why your schlong is so small? :-))
Take your Award – Mr. Smallest meat 2006 :-))
Why so small Johnson man?
Curious thing about your Johnson.
Hello man – be a BIG MAN!
StoriesIs true womans breasts
LOL man, why your one-eyed monster is so small? :)
Bigger Size Bigger Pleasure
Yo Dude, your member is really small
ha-ha man, why your Johnson is so small? ;-))
I don’t care why your woody is so small, but 80% of women do.
why your ramrod is so small? ;)
I don’t care why your sausage is so small, but 86% of women do.
Size of Jonh Holmes or Rocco Sifredi in few days
The Most Potent Male Muscle Boosting System!
5 Inches is not enough
I don’t care why your prick is so small, but 80% of women do.
Never thought that so small meat exists.

While 86% of women care that your sausage is so small, only 80% have the same complaint about your woody. It can be deduced that women will be 6% happier if you call it a woody instead of a sausage. I guess we don’t expect as much from a woody.

Ice-9

Amazon.com: Cat’s Cradle: Books: Kurt Vonnegut

I wound up writing this review because recently, in a flight of fancy, someone conjectured that perhaps in other parts of the universe silicon forms four bonds, making ring structures – similar to the carbon-based benzene ring that is the basis of all organic materials – possible. My question was whether silicon-based amino-acid analogues would “teach” the silicon in this part of the universe to form the same kind of rings. Carbon-based DNA teaches raw amino acids how to make more DNA, so that begs the question of whether such structures would propagate.

Ice-9 does just that.

Kurt Vonnegut’s Cat’s Cradle isn’t quite as absurd as it seems.

Ice-9 is a form of ice with a different structure than regular ice. It is frozen solid at room temperature. Further, when it comes into contact with liquid water, it causes the water to freeze into more Ice-9. Given that 4/5ths of the earth’s surface is covered by ocean, and that our bodies are mostly made of water, you can probably deduce that keeping the Ice-9 in a thermos where it can’t come in contact with other water is an important plot element.

A seed crystal is often necessary to initiate a phase change or precipitation, so it is conceivable that Ice-9 could initiate a catastrophe. The science fiction part is that we haven’t discovered a form of water that is solid at room temperature.

Incidentally, there’s not much danger from oxygen-breathing silicon-based life forms because instead of exhaling carbon dioxide they’d exhale glass. They won’t be bothering us here on earth when they show up.

However, electricity-breathing silicon creatures like the semiconductor nodes that make up the Internet could be a threat. Google’s server network has almost – not quite, but almost – reached a level of complexity where consciousness and intention are possible.

Some reviewers on amazon.com thought that Ice-9 was a metaphor for the atom bomb. Since the possibility of thermonuclear armageddon was so over-arching in real life at the time I first read the book, I didn’t place any emotional emphasis on that subtext. After all, it wasn’t necessary to know that Godzilla was a metaphor for the atom bomb and the damaging effects of residual radiation in order to enjoy his antics.

Cat’s Cradle was a fun social commentary that didn’t benefit at all from atomic metaphor. Ice-9 was merely a plot device, a Deus-Ex-Machina that brought about the natural consequences of great social granfalloons.

Bokonon isn’t the first religion founded by a science-fiction author, either, but that’s another topic for another day.

Like all of Vonnegut’s books, Cat’s Cradle looks at society and personalities and relationships with a new, slightly mad perspective. It is hard to walk away from Cat’s Cradle without re-evaluating the Granfalloon that is organized religion, or any other carefully-crafted social institutions.

’07: A Meme Game

I’ve been meaning to do this for a few days, but life has been kind of hectic.

Memes are ideas that spread from mind to mind like a virus. Not sound bytes, not quite, but the ideas conveyed by sound bytes. A quantum thought, perhaps.

Would you like to play a meme game to celebrate 2007? Open the last book you read, go to the 7th chapter, and type in the 7th sentence. I’ll go first.

Bipolar II: Enhance Your Highs, Boost Your Creativity, and Escape the Cycles of Recurrent Depression–The Essential Guide to Recognize and Treat the Mood Swings of This Increasingly Common Disorder
by Ronald R. Fieve

“But the hypomania and depression intensified, as they usually do without mood-stabilizing treatment, and Christopher developed a tolerance for the alcohol.”

Wasn’t that fun? Next do it for the books you’re reading now!

Messies Manual, The: A Complete Guide to Bringing Order & Beauty to Your Home by Sandra Felton

“One of the problems with accomplishing a task is that ideas flit quickly in and out of focus in the brain.”

and

Brain and Culture: Neurobiology, Ideology, and Social Change
by Bruce Wexler
This book, unfortunately, has only 5 chapters. So I counted the Introduction as a chapter and the meme is from the Epilogue.

“All but 300 of the 7,000 Pennan people now live in government settlements with comfortable beds and zinc-roofed houses, but with little productive work, little food, and no connection to the activities and surroundings that shaped them as a people and as individuals.”

Food for thought.

Lithium Salts

Where there is sickness and fear, there is always someone offering false hope.

One of the shadier scams pulled on bipolars is the claim that certain lithium compounds are more beneficial than others.

This rant concerns lithium orotate.

Lithium Orotate is a salt. That means that when you put it in water, it ionizes, or splits into its component parts. In this case, it splits into lithium ions and the orotate is metabolized into orotic acid in the liver.

Your body uses elemental lithium at the cellular level. Your cells don’t care whether you ingested lithium carbonate, lithium chloride, or lithium orotate to get the lithium.

So what you really want to know is what the orotate part gets you. The answer seems to be a fatty liver. Your body makes all the orotic acid you need after you drink alcohol. Another way to get it is to ingest ammonia salts. Not recommended. If I’m reading this right, drinking piss will raise the level of orotic acid because excess uria also stimulates orotate production.

Now here’s where it gets interesting: There was a documentary on Mahatma Gandhi in which he stated that the reason for his good health was that he drank a cup of fresh urine, presumably his own, every morning. I think I read it in Time or Newsweek, too, but I’m at work and don’t feel like researching it. Here’s a wikipedia citation. Take it with a swig of^W^W a grain of salt.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_urine

Let me know how that works out for you.

Snakes on the Brain

The newly-released “Snakes on a Plane” DVD finally arrived yesterday. Snakes on a Plane (Widescreen New Line Platinum Series) In case you didn’t see the movie in theaters, it is just exactly what you would expect: snakes, snakes, Samuel L. Jackson, and more snakes. There’s a hint of plot, some hot simulated sex, and a bit of dialog, but mostly it’s about the snakes.

The extra features alone were worth the price of the DVD. There’s a short feature on the snake stars of the movie called “Meet the Reptiles.” Jules Sylvester, the snake-handler for the movie, worked on the “Born Free” TV show in the ’60s. The snakes are named in the script – the 17-foot Burmese Python called “Kong” in the movie script is named “Kitty” in real life. You are what you eat, I suppose.

If you’re a hard-core “Snakes” fan, there’s even a puzzle book, “Snakes on a Sudoku.” If you’re a sudoku fan, you have to try these. Instead of squares, the puzzles have snake-shaped areas. You’ll love it.

They’ve done merchandizing out the wazoo. A music CD, a 2007 calendar. Hmmm, I haven’t bought a calendar yet. And don’t miss the official Snakes on a Plane Treo with the genuine snakeskin case.

Trailer Trash Yoga

Susan Powter: Valley of the Lesbian Doll

I stepped on the scale this morning and it groaned. Gads, this time of year is difficult. I have zero motivation, a huge appetite. I feel constrained by this body, as if it is getting in the way of my doing the things I love to do.

It’s not as if I’m lying around the house making garbage angels. It’s just that my internal motivation, my commitment to myself, fails me when the meds or the time of year sap my will.

I was allowing myself a small bout of self-loathing this morning as I read email, and what should arrive? An email from none other than Susan Powter. You remember her, the exhuberant, crew-cut exercise guru? She’s back, better than ever, with a new hairdo, a new website, and the same old infectious exuberance.

I definitely have trouble staying motivated. I am confident that SP can motivate me – her book “Stop the Insanity!” made a big difference a couple of years ago – but I seem to disconnect from my commitment. Yes, I have discussed this problem with my shrink. We’ve concluded that my psych meds are messing with my dopamine levels, and this messes with the connection between intention and action. The best answer is to reduce the psych meds, and I am trying to figure out a strategy.

I would like to pass on a concept. Motivation is something that comes from outside. Motivation is what gets you started. To continue after the external motivation has lost its power, we must also develop a commitment to ourselves. Commitment is internal and can’t be extinguished by external forces.

I’ll be watching Susan Powter’s new webpage with interest.

The Christ in Christmas

less people less idiots ©: The Christ in Christmas

While transcribing audio notes this morning I googled song lyrics from some songs I heard on WPRB, the Princeton University radio station, shortly before the holidays. Odd lyrics, too, at least as I noted them.

Tied you in your kitchen chair and broke your legs and from your lips allelujah

Those aren’t really the lyrics to Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah, of course.
The DJ on WPRB played Jeff Buckley’s cover version of the song. It’s too bad I didn’t transcribe the audio notes to my future self before the holidays. I would definitely given my husband Jeff Buckley’s “Grace” CD.

The best link for the song turned out to be a sermon by the Rev. Billy Bob Gisher on less people less idiots ©. I completely agree with his tongue-in-cheek sermon.

Gisher: Good Christians you have work to do, you should be reaching out to witness or at least help these people, show them some love…but what are you doing? HAVING PISSY FIGHTS OVER NATIVITY SCENES!
There are people who need your help, YOU HAVE GOT MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO!
(Crowd says AMEN! AMEN!)

Philtrum

Mr. Lucky: What’s the name of the two lines between your nose and upper lip?

The Internet is great. You go online trying to find out the name of the two lines under your nose and a half hour later you’re looking at a picture that will likely require years of therapy to help you come to terms with.

Cyclops Kitty with holoprosencephaly.

“Cyclops Kitty” with holoprosencephaly.
(AP Photo/Traci Allen)

The two lines under your nose are part of the philtrum. Inexplicably, the name comes from the Greek word “phil,” or love.

In embryonic development, if all goes well two folds of flesh grow around and meet in the front of the embryo’s head, forming the face. The philtrum is the last little bit of the “seam” where the halves of the face fused together.

According to The March of Dimes, cleft lip and cleft palate are relatively common – about 1 in 1000 babies are affected. Nowadays a cleft lip or cleft palate is usually surgically corrected with excellent results.

Holoprosencephaly is another birth defect – the philtrum is often missing altogether, and that’s just the beginning of the problem. Though they look like an extreme case of cleft palate, the facial anomalies in holoprosencephaly are the result of an underlying brain malformation. According to the National Institutes of Health (NIH), holoprosencephaly results when the budding brain fails to grow properly, to differentiate into right and left frontal lobes. Facial anomalies usually go along with it, since the face forms as part of the same process that causes the frontal lobes of the brain to form. Serious cases of holoprosencephaly cause significant defects including missing facial features, or facial features that fail to move around to their usual position on the head, and mental retardation. In the worst cases, the baby usually doesn’t make it to a year old. Mercifully, the kitten in the picture only lasted a day despite his owner’s best efforts to feed him and keep him warm. His littermates were all normal.

Interesting tidbit: pregnant women who experience morning sickness are less likely to miscarry and less likely to have babies with birth defects. It seems that the mother’s body can detect toxins in amounts that wouldn’t have any effect on a adult, but that interfere with embryonic organ development. Her body can also detect proteins released into the amniotic fluid in some birth defects such as anencephaly or spinal bifida and have a miscarriage.

There are so many things that can go wrong. The absolute worst of them are rejected by the mother’s body before she is even aware that she is pregnant. I believe the number is only 1 in 10 pregnancies “take.”

Many medications, including psych meds, are teratogenic, that is, they cause defects. Lithium causes a very specific heart defect. Valproate causes neural tube defects. The damage to the embryo can occur before the mother even knows she’s pregnant. This makes a very strong case for being on the minimum amount of meds necessary to control the illness, or perhaps to take a med holiday before becoming pregnant.

I leave it to the reader to google “holoprosencephaly.”

Photo credit – Source: Flickr, Author: cloud_nine

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