Waking the Dead

UPenn’s Center for Resuscitation Science

Interesting web site. It’s about how we define the moment of death. They are turning Emergency Medicine on its head.

If you have advance directives, a living will or a DNR order, it’s because you don’t want to wind up a vegetable after a medical emergency or because you have an incurable, fatal condition. Advanced directives are NOT intended to force the ER doctors to let you die when medical treatment can easily fix you right up. With the exception, of course, of folks whose religion forbids medical treatment.

When I was a whitewater rafting guide I had to be certified in Advanced First Aid and Life Support. This program took four weekends to complete. It was hard for me to put in that kind of sustained effort, now that I think about it, but it really helped my confidence on the job. The point of the course was to enable the guides to stabilize someone injured on the river until we could get real medical help. And it wasn’t a far stretch to consider CPR in case a guest had a heart attack on the river.

Read the UPenn web site. Look at the powerpoint presentations. Read the doctors’ curriculum vitae.

Again: it’s about how we define the moment of death.

So.

Google “cellular reperfusion injury” and read a few of the articles that come up.

Your cells don’t die right away when you die. When oxygen-deprived they go into a kind of stasis and even after several hours a doctor can still extract undamaged, living cells. They haven’t stopped, they’ve just slowed down. You don’t fade out in that first magic 5 minutes. You fall into a deep coma, then actual cell death takes hours – or longer.

This is completely different than what the public and most of the medical profession believes at this time. The current belief is that no pulse equals death. Which really sucks for a few folks who have temporary a artificial heart that whirrrrrs instead of beating. But I digress.

So if you want to define death in terms of brain activity as monitored on an Electroencephalogram (EEG), well, the EEG can only measure down to about 0.5 Hz. This is a limitation of our technology. As you fall asleep brainwaves slow from 30Hz maximum down to around 4Hz. If you go into a deep coma, they slow down even more. No brainwave equals death, then. Except that our technology has serious limitations. Well, it turns out that brain cells go into stasis too.

Now here’s where it gets weird.

Think about what they do in the ER. It’s all about reperfusion, getting oxygen back into the brain as quickly as possible. Jump-start the heart, pump oxygen into the lungs, get a cold patient warm. Well, it turns out that if you pump too much oxygen into a cell that’s in stasis, it self-destructs. That magic 5 minutes isn’t the time that it takes the cells to die. The magic 5 minutes is the time it takes for some of the cells to go into stasis, that is, enough that the self-destruction, or apoptosis, causes wide-spread damage to the body on reperfusion. The heart seems to be the most susceptable organ.

The gist of the web page I linked to is that if someone is brought into the ER suffering from cardiac arrest, they have a better chance at survival if the ER doctors immediately cool them down and add some chemicals to prevent apoptosis before beginning slow reperfusion. The Resuscitation Medicine department at the U of P is working on establishing a new set of protocols.

Where it gets scary is here:

If they bring you in after the magic 5 minutes, present ER protocols can’t save you. Not without massive, permanent damage to the heart and to the brain. They declare you, and that’s it. The body is sent to a funeral home and cremated or injected with preservatives, sometimes long before the several-hour deadline (so to speak) is up.

No wonder the Irish hold wakes. The British, after discovering that an unsettling number of people had been buried alive – used to attach bell cords to the wrists of folks they buried. Saved by the bell.

IRL your family can decide to keep your brain-dead corpse alive despite anything you said in life. Witness what poor Terri Schaivo’s parents did to keep her mindless body alive long after her spirit was gone.

I’ll be watching the Rescusitation Medicine story with great interest.

Geometry Puzzle

Fun conversation. Just wanted to share.

The boss sent me a geometry puzzle as revenge for one I sent him to solve. I shared it with my favorite philosopher. This conversation ensued.

ME, quoting the boss:

You have a rectangular piece of material out of which are cut two regular polygons of arbitrary number of sides, position and size. (Both holes are entirely contained within the larger rectangle.) Devise a method for dividing the remaining material into two equal areas.

Get back to work!

K: Slice it through from edge-on.

ME: The boss says “No.” He seems to think that the material can’t be split that way. Hmmmph. Where did he find cloth one atom thick? And why isn’t a nuclear blast a valid way of splitting it?

Update 8/2008:
The material is probably a monoatomic-thick graphite substance called “graphene.” No idea where he found it.

K: I like nuclear blast; you collect the fallout into two buckets of equal volume.

ME: I made an infinite number of radial folds so that it was made up of an infinite number of layers of rhombi of width zero. Then I cut it in half radially.
He didn’t like that answer either.

K: Well, isn’t he special? Isn’t it bad for engineers to be rigidly wedded to a single answer when other solutions might be available?

ME: Yeah, really. You have to think outside the box, something bipolars are really good at. LOL!!!
Did I mention that after I came up with a truly ugly solution for the trivial case he told me oops, that should have been ONE polygon? Sheesh. So I choked him. I wonder who will sign my paycheck next time?

You Too Can Make Gas Prices Higher

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Email to someone I don’t even know who has been spamming me with chain letters.

Date: Sun, 13 May 2007 09:57:50 -0400
To: ————-
From: Leslie
Subject: I’m blogging this. Thanks. Re: Gas War

Did you write this in crayon? Or worse, did someone else write it in crayon and you merely forwarded it because you liked the big purple letters? You obviously didn’t think this through.

If you do this you’ll drive the price up at the other gas stations…

  1. because most Exxon-Mobil gas stations are privately owned by local merchants, not by Exxon-Mobil
  2. because unbranded gas stations usually buy from the big oil companies, including Exxon-Mobil
  3. because when BP and Citgo and Hess and Lukoil stations run low on gas they’ll buy some at an exorbitant price from Exxon-Mobil
  4. because the small stations also increase their prices according to supply and demand – they have to make a living.

Consumers don’t call the tune in a capitalist society. Deal with it. The producers do and they employ sophisticated marketing strategies based upon well-established behaviorial psychology techniques to do so. Psychology in the US has been focused on predicting the actions of large numbers of people, and of MANIPULATING them. You don’t get to decide what you want – you buy without thinking why you prefer one brand over another. And you forward junk mail with the same lack of thought.

The real answers to the problem are too hard for Americans. Bicycle. Take the bus. Get a hybrid vehicle. Don’t use electricity from oil-burning power plants. Instead, set up solar panels and wind turbines to generate your own electricity, using commercial nuclear power as a backup only.

Let’s see… an food industry executive is an expert on the oil industry? What’s his name again?  And the Halliburton engineer – knowing how to crack petroleum doesn’t make you an expert in Microeconomics.

According to Snopes.com, the Gas Wars email you sent me has been circulating since 2001. You missed the May 15th boycott by 6 years.

Who are you and where did you get my email address?

Leslie

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At 08:13 PM 5/8/2007 -0700, you wrote:
Date: Tue, 8 May 2007 20:13:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: ————————-
Subject: Gas War
To: ———————

In addition to the Gas War set for 15th May 2007, here is something else we all can do ..
jdowney01@GAS GAS WAR – an idea that WILL work. This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton.
It’s worthy of your consideration.
Join the resistance!  I hear we are going to hit close to $4.00 a gallon by summer and it might possibly go higher! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea,
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the “don’t buy gas on a certain day” campaign that was going around earlier!

… and lots more of the same. Click the snopes.com link above.

"Muzzy Mouse" Squeaks His Last

Ok, I went too far, propagating the “Muzzy Mouse” meme. It is ridiculous to stigmatize all Moslems based on the actions of a few WahhābÄ«m. We mustn’t forget that just a few years ago Catholic and Protestant Christians were murdering each other in the UK.

Personally, I think it’s time for all religions to take responsibility for policing their extremists.

Farfur the Mouse of Hamas’ al-Aqsa TV has been pulled off the air “for review.” Farfur is a Mickey Mouse clone whose job was to indoctrinate Palestinian children not with Islamic values, but with terrorist propaganda.

Video clips showed a guy in a mouse suit pretending to shoot an AK-47, while a little Mousekahideen looked on.

In a previous post I joked about Disney lawyers marching into Palestine. It appears that there is more to it, according to this article:
Israelinsider.com: “Terrorist mouse” may have squeaked its last, as Hamas kids show angers Disney

Hamas may not be much impressed by threats from Israel, and certainly not Mahmoud Abbas and his scarecrow Fatah. But angering Disney apparently strikes fear into the terror group.

It seems that Disney has come down hard on Hamas’ al-Aqsa TV.
Disney daughter calls Muslim Mickey evil

The only surviving child of Walt Disney has called Hamas “pure evil” for using Mickey Mouse to teach islamic radicalism to children. Diane Disney Miller said she was disgusted that a rip-off of her father’s iconic cartoon character was being used on a new Hamas TV show to encourage Palestinian children to take up arms against Israel and America.
[…]
“It’s not just Mickey, it’s indoctrinating children like this, teaching them to be evil,” said Ms Miller, who owns a winery in northern California.

The bat had to get Ozzy shots…

FilmSpot: Ozzy Osbourne

I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating a Crunchie wrapped in chamois leather.
— Ozzy Osbourne

Mousekahideen

This is priceless. A Hamas-sponsored children’s show on the Palestinian Authority’s new Al-Aqsa Mosque TV channel has a Mickey Mouse look-alike teaching the kids to be good Mousekahideen errrr Mujahideen.

I am picturing an army of Disney lawyers invading Palestine. This could get ugly.

In the interest of fairness, let me point out that the US has used cartoons to indoctrinate children for a long time. However, we only teach them rampant consumerism. They figure out Universal Hegemony on their own.

Palastinian Media Watch: Hamas steals Mickey Mouse image
to teach hate and Islamic supremacy

Israelinsider: Move over Mickey: Farfur the Mouse is aiming for world Islamic domination

Intelligence & Terrorism Information Center: Hamas launches “Al-Aqsa,” an experimental TV channel intended to improve its propaganda and indoctrination capabilities

Middle East Media Research Institute TV Monitor Project: MEMRI TV. Video hosted on Castup.net. IE may warn you about a pop-up. This is a video and should play without you having to download any software or ActiveX controls. Do not give this site any personal information.

"Please take care of Spaceship Earth."

Astronaut Wally Schirra Crosses Final Frontier

Last month, he expressed fondness for his home planet, telling an Associated Press reporter that he had left three times and had found nowhere else to go. He spoke during interviews about the dust clouds he saw over India and China in the first decade of space travel and worried about pollution. He also talked about seeing the world as one home, rather than a globe divided by borders. One month before crossing his own final frontier, he said in an AP interview: “Please take care of Spaceship Earth.”

We will do our best.

Mental Health Care Failing At-Risk Troops

Mental Health Care Failing At-Risk Troops, Related Study Finds Battlefield Ethics Also Suffering – CBS News

This story on CBS shows an ongoing problem in Iraq. Overworked, stressed-out soldiers start to fall apart due to long deployments and irrational (if any) strategy. I question labeling someone as mentally ill when it’s due to long-term stress.

Think about it. You get sent to the Middle East on a six-month deployment. 18 months later they still won’t let you go home. Your kids think you lied when you said you’d be home in six months – and again when you said you’d be home in a year – and are showing behavioral problems in school; your mortgage is in arrears because you took a pay cut for what you thought would be only six months; if you owned a business it has long since failed; you’ve missed 18 months worth of family get-togethers; you have to climb over a half-dozen Jersey Barriers to get to your ratty, noisy little home-away-from-home. And every day you drive highly-paid civilian contractors up and down the road to the airport like a duck in a shooting gallery. You start to envy the ones who get to go home in a body bag.

You see no progress being made, and you no longer believe that your efforts can make a difference. It creates a lot of confusion.

And in frustration you start lashing out at people. This is not good. We are literally driving thousands of our best citizens insane with our irrational policy and complete lack of strategy for rebuilding the country we tore apart. For someone with a degree in History, Bush seems incapable of learning from the mistakes of the past. Perhaps he was AWOL for history class, too.

I would like to remind everyone that we are not at war over there. Bush declared that the war was over years ago. Let’s get the other Islamic countries involved at the political level – their citizens are already in there helping the “insurgency,” as we like to call their freedom fighters. Whether you like Iran or not, they have what passes in the Middle East as a Democracy. So does Turkey. You’d have to get all kinds of agreements to stop the sectarian violence, but we knew that before we started this whole thing.

Woodwarbler’s JazzGrass

Woodwarbler’s JazzGrass stream. The music starts about a minute into the stream after the tail end of the previous show.

My friend Brian Aust has a new radio show called Woodwarbler’s JazzGrass at WGDR Goddard College in Plainfield, Vermont. I took a quick listen before writing this post and wound up listening for a half hour! What is JazzGrass? you might wonder. It is an eclectic mix of Old Timey Bluegrass that evolves into Jazz later in the show. Brian is a great guy and Bluegrass music is just plain fun. Kind of like speed metal for country boys.

In case the link above doesn’t work, go to the WGDR music archive page and select April 30,2007 at 1935 (7:35PM) Eastern Time. The show is 2 hours long. The show is available for download, too, for download to your mp3 player.

I’ll update this link when I hear that the show has become a permanent institution at WGDR. Drop a dollar or two in the hat while you’re there.

Public radio needs your help. But that is a topic for a huge rant about large corporations owning all the media outlets in town and taking wonderful but less popular music genres off the airwaves in the name of profit. Not to mention pooling all the news outlets into one incestual mass of mediocrity.

TFTD: Damaged People

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“I read something recently . . . and this one phrase leapt out at me from the book DAMAGE by Josephine Hart. It says, ‘Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.’ And that kind of sums me up.”
Dusty Springfield

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