<rant> Email to someone I don’t even know who has been spamming me with chain letters. Date: Sun, 13 May 2007 09:57:50 -0400 To: ————- From: Leslie Subject: I’m blogging this. Thanks. Re: Gas War Did you write this in crayon? Or worse, did someone else write it in crayon and you merely forwarded it […]
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The bat had to get Ozzy shots…
FilmSpot: Ozzy Osbourne I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating a Crunchie wrapped in chamois leather. — Ozzy Osbourne
Mousekahideen
This is priceless. A Hamas-sponsored children’s show on the Palestinian Authority’s new Al-Aqsa Mosque TV channel has a Mickey Mouse look-alike teaching the kids to be good Mousekahideen errrr Mujahideen. I am picturing an army of Disney lawyers invading Palestine. This could get ugly. In the interest of fairness, let me point out that the […]
A Farcical Aquatic Ceremony
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Does anyone remember Ronald Reagan’s election in 1980, and his bizarre insistence that 29% of the registered voters constituted a mandate from the masses? Somehow The Lady of the Lake sketch in Monty Python and the Holy Grail came to mind. The 2000 and 2004 elections weren’t much better. […]
Almanacs and Terror
FOXNews.com – FBI Links Almanacs With Terror Planning – U.S. & World The FBI said information typically found in almanacs that could be useful for terrorists includes profiles of cities and states and information about waterways, bridges, dams, reservoirs, tunnels, buildings and landmarks. It said this information is often accompanied by photographs and maps. My […]
International Symbol
Logo printed on plastic bag. I think it’s the international symbol for storing your head.
Easter at The Vatican
And a Happy Easter to all my friends of the Christian persuasion. Thanks to says-it.com.
Russian Recipe: Dreaded Haggis
Хаггис (dreaded haggis) / Gotovim.RU2 For some reason I was looking up “dreaded haggis” on Google the other day. Oh, right, to scare the Russians. Much to my surprise, I found a recipe for it on a Russian site. Why should the Sassenachs be the only ones to suffer?
Zappa Meets Henson – Everyone Fraggled
Ahmet Zappa – Mighty McFearless Zappa says Fraggle film will rock. The children of Frank “200 Motels” Zappa and Jim “The Muppets” Henson are collaborating. It is likely to frag the underpinnings of civilization, if not the very fabric of the universe. Were you as confused as I was as a child by the TV […]
Driving to Liverpool
Click map to see directions. Google Maps: Philadelphia, PA to Liverpool, UK. The 24th leg of this trip is brutal.
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