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lolsquid

— Photo from the Squid blog, capped by Leslie. update: another lolsquid on the Science Notes blog.

The Original Terrorist

State senator sues God – Peculiar Postings – MSNBC.com Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers has had it up to here with the terroristic threats God makes against His creations, not to mention 5000-plus years of floods, famine, plague and pestilence. Since God is everywhere, He can be sued in Douglas County, Nebraska for the untold […]

Lemming Telefonseelsorge

Lemming Suicide Hotline A little dark humor from Tom’s Jokes Collection.

blocked!

Screen capture of Meow Mix Sweepstakes error message. They could give me time to get out to the kitchen for the UPC code plus feed whatever animals got in the way as I tried to get back to the computer with it. Sheesh.

TFTD – Gun Control

“Baseball bats are now the preferred weapon for many drug gangs and others who have a business need to administer behavioral reminders. They’re cheap, lethal, legal, untraceable, and hey! it’s the national pastime.” — George Carlin

Tagging Meatspace

I’ve been playing with the .mobi stuff and discovered that 2D codes have a use other than to count packs of cigarettes. I can put my web site URL into a QR-Code or a ShotCode, print it on stickers, and stick the stickers to things. Then folks can point their cellphone cameras at the code […]

Bumper Sticker – Cheney and Satan

Cheney/Satan 2008 Bumper Sticker It’s here, the first must-have bumper sticker of the election cycle. Get ’em while they’re hot. Thanks to Max for the excellent photoshop work.

snakes on a plane sex bit

Snakes on a Plane [2006] [R] – 8.9.6 I was poking around in the access log trying to figure out why recycled canvas isn’t talking to its server and found the following entry: 80.4.10.129 – – [23/Aug/2007:05:32:37 -0700] “GET /~void/category/snakes-on-a-plane/ HTTP/1.1” 200 15854 “http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=snakes+on+a+plane+sex+bit&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&safe=active” “Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-GB; rv:1.8.1.6) Gecko/20070725 Firefox/2.0.0.6” It […]

Shopping for PMS? Find it on eBay!

This one showed up in Google AdWords. No thanks. I already have quite enough.

Red Bird & the Meatheads

Music Download: Red Bird & the Meatheads Got an mp3 in an email from a friend the other day. As you can see above, Windows Media Player made an excellent visualization for the song, which is called Red Bird & the Meatheads. it is about my birds. he would like me to tell you that […]

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