Yah, this should have gone out in September. I’m printing it now because it is sweet. *Warning: This will be offensive to the Politically Correct, fans of Fox News, white trash, and female porn stars. Just letting you all know.* Heather Mallick’s Official Website – A Mighty Wind blows through Republican Convention Ms. Mallick describes […]
Into the Void
Back off, man, I'm co-creating my reality.
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Please to help on a matter of Greatest Urgency
Got this email from a friend. I howled with laughter when I read it. See the next post for my response. Dear American: I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude. I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My […]
Leslie for President
If white trash from Alaska can be vice president, then why can’t a geekess be president? Get the word out! Vote for me! Presidential Election Coverage 2008
Victorinox Swisschamp, 80 Tools!!!
Hey, Girl Scout friends! Now THIS is a knife. Get one of these bad boys and you can throw away your tool chest, cutlery, fishing tackle box, and corkscrew. Oh, and fire your auto mechanic. It’s all there. I can’t help it, I love to window shop at amazon.com. I have NO idea what I […]
Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad
Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad from Paris Hilton, Adam “Ghost Panther” McKay, and Chris Henchy Well, he asked for it. See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die
TFTD: Work
Work — as if it’s not enough that you drag your wretched ass out of bed in the morning and drive over there, THEN they expect you to *do* stuff all day too! The NERVE of those people.
BBQ Done Right!
George H. Gobel is an engineering professor at Purdue. Back in 1996 or so, he was attempting to design the perfect method for lighting a barbeque.
TFTD – Hearse
On the way over to Whole Foods today I saw an odd vehicle, a white Cadillac hearse. I said, “What the f**k kind of hearse is white?” My husband’s answer: “A bridal hearse?” Dark, really dark.
East Coast Lawnmower
East Coast Lawnmower Dark T-Shirt > East Coast Lawnmower | CafePress Wow, it’s the perfect t-shirt for Father’s Day. Don’t tell Mr. X I made him one for his birthday instead of buying him that riding mower he thinks he’s getting. I think I’m finally getting the hang of this Adobe Photoshop thing. I am […]
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