Thanks to mememachinego for this creepy video. When keepers at the Seattle Aquarium moved an octopus into a tank with sharks and other large fish, they hoped the octopus would be ok. They should have worried about the sharks. As you can tell, I’ve been reading the feeds this morning and checking out some of […]
Into the Void
Back off, man, I'm co-creating my reality.
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Search Terms du Jour
Ah, yes, server logs. These are my favorite searches today. I hope they found what they were looking for. ice pick lobotomy where can i find the plan of a pendulum
New Google Feature: 403 Forbidden
Google flagged me on the 11th page of results for doing an exhaustive search. If I’m a virus, why do they want to see me again? I hope this isn’t a ploy to force users to download their branded apps. Google Error We’re sorry… … but we can’t process your request right now. A […]
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This is what I do at work. /* For instructions on use, read article * “Computer Program Virtually Eliminates * Machine Errors” * http://www.aa6e.net/msewing/orema.html */ void orema() { short invocation; }
Log Jam
Ever since I started my first web page back in 1995, I have been fascinated with the server logfiles. Laughing Squid provides access to my logs through the Plesk interface, so I get to scan them occasionally. It’s good for a laugh. Huh? She laughs over server logs? What a geekess! Well, duh! They’re, like, […]
No, It’s Not!
“‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PRINTER!”
My Politics, Apparently
You are a Social Liberal (76% permissive)and an… Economic Liberal (23% permissive)You are best described as a: Strong Democrat Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online DatingAlso: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test I resent being called a Democrat. I have a backbone, which is more than I can say about the post-9-11 Democratic party.
Fun With Google
Go to Google http://www.google.com/ Type in the word “failure” – no quotes Hit the “I’m feeling lucky” button
Snakes! On a Plane!
Snakes On A Plane! What else do you need to know? How the snakes get on the plane, what the snakes do once they’re on the plane, who puts the snakes on the plane, who is trying to get the snakes off the plane…This is not for you to ponder. There are snakes on the […]
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