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Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books

—– Original Message —– From: Kathy To: Leslie Sent: Monday, November 20, 2006 7:56 AM Subject: engineers in the kitchen The authors of the recipe seem to think that the reason engineers don’t write recipe books that their recipes look funny. I think that if this is how engineers write recipes they definitely should stop, […]

Biometrics

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Malaysia car thieves steal finger. Thursday, 31 March, 2005, 10:37 GMT 11:37 UK Here’s a good argument against biometrics. But having stripped the car, the thieves became But having stripped the car, the thieves became frustrated when they wanted to restart it. They found they again could not bypass the […]

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Sept. 19th – International Talk Like A Pirate Day

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html Arrrrgh! Avast, ye bilge rats, I’m already shipshape. Call me Captain Bess Flint, me hearties! Additionally, I draw your attention to the Pirate Name site: http://www.piratequiz.com/ My pirate name is: Captain Bess Flint Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Like the rock flint, […]

Blogthings: What English Speaking Country Do You Belong In?

  You Belong in the UK Blimey! A little proper, a little saucy. You’re so witty and charming… No one notices your curry breath What English Speaking Country Do You Belong In?

Blogthings – What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Your Linguistic Profile: 40% General American English 30% Yankee 20% Dixie 0% Midwestern 0% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Dude, You Got A Dolt

Dell bollocksed up my account information and I’ve been trying for days to get them to correct it. They are very polite, but completely ineffectual. This latest in a string of ineffectual support people yelled a fax number at me in big red letters. I have no idea what I’m supposed to fax. I printed […]

The Void, Nice Cad

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emo

It’s all the rage. Everybody wants to cut and cry and puke and write bad poetry.

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