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Talent, a Lifer, or a Mandarin?

I’m a Mandarin! You’re an intellectual, and you’ve worked hard to get where you are now. You’re a strong believer in education, and you think many of the world’s problems could be solved if people were more informed and more rational. You have no tolerance for sloppy or lazy thinking. It frustrates you when people […]

QASHQAI Car Games

QASHQAI Car Games – Experience the world’s fastest growing sport. QASHQAI Car Games is a fun site I found while surfing google videos. The premise is that the kids who used to do bicycle stunts graduated to using abandoned cars instead. Now that the sport is popular, Nissan has created a special car for it. […]

Are you still with Short Meat?

A sampling of a new sort of advertisement – one that goes right for men’s insecurity. What I wonder is this: does anyone respond to insults by buying the product? The Viagra works well and you’ll be at your best. Are you still with short meat? :) ha-ha man, why your schlong is so small? […]

Lithium Salts

Where there is sickness and fear, there is always someone offering false hope. One of the shadier scams pulled on bipolars is the claim that certain lithium compounds are more beneficial than others. This rant concerns lithium orotate. Lithium Orotate is a salt. That means that when you put it in water, it ionizes, or […]

The Christ in Christmas

less people less idiots ©: The Christ in Christmas While transcribing audio notes this morning I googled song lyrics from some songs I heard on WPRB, the Princeton University radio station, shortly before the holidays. Odd lyrics, too, at least as I noted them. Tied you in your kitchen chair and broke your legs and […]

Virgin birth awaited in England

globeandmail.com: Virgin birth awaited in England Merry Christmas to all my Christian friends. CHESTER, England — As Christmas approaches, a virgin mother is anxiously awaiting the arrival of her offspring. She’s Flora, the Komodo dragon. In an evolutionary twist, Flora has managed to become pregnant all on her own without any male help. It would […]

Which SciFi Character Are You?

A somber tactician who keeps emotional flares in check, you bravely refuse to back down when fighting for matters of honor. Perhaps today is a good day to die!

Pipes

A little engineering humor for a Monday morning. This one is also going to my civil engineer friend, a retired SeaBee, who once remarked (half with humor and half with bitterness), that the difference between civil engineers and aerospace engineers is that the latter make bombers and the former make targets. Kathy Pipe Specifications All […]

From Bad to Verse

I Go From Bad to Verse Donna Sue Rubin, the author of the famous Christmas in 2 North has a new book of poetry out. I Go From Bad to Verse is available as a downloadable ebook from Chipmunka Publishing. Ranging in tone from humorous to dark, Donna’s poetry expresses with great honesty the experience […]

'techno-sexual' on CNET

The mating dance of the ‘techno-sexual’ | CNET News.com Sounds intriguing. Do you think Altera Nios is sexy?

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