NORAD tracks Santa 2008 The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) is a joint U.S.-Canada military organization based at Peterson Air Force Base, Colorado. NORAD systems scan the skies for Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles (ICBM) flying over the poles. Artist’s rendering of NORAD engaging Santa during his Christmas Eve errands. Click the thumbnail picture above to […]
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A Mighty Wind
Yah, this should have gone out in September. I’m printing it now because it is sweet. *Warning: This will be offensive to the Politically Correct, fans of Fox News, white trash, and female porn stars. Just letting you all know.* Heather Mallick’s Official Website – A Mighty Wind blows through Republican Convention Ms. Mallick describes […]
TFTD: Tool Bag
Astronaut loses tool bag during spacewalk “An Astronaut is only as good as her tools.” Navy Capt. Heide Stefanyshyn-Piper had a bad day on Tuesday. During her spacewalk outside the International Space Station. She dropped her tool bag and it drifted off into space. Everyone has dropped a tool and had to climb down the […]
Foreign Investors
A friend recently consulted me about a rumor he heard. He wanted to know whether the Muslims are investing money in the US in order to take over. This is my reply: The simple answer is “No, and if they did it was an amazingly stupid investment.” But I don’t do simple. :-) I’ll start […]
Please to help on a matter of Greatest Urgency
Got this email from a friend. I howled with laughter when I read it. See the next post for my response. Dear American: I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude. I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My […]
TFTD: Kay Jamison quote
“I believe that curiosity, wonder and passion are defining qualities of imaginative minds and great teachers; that restlessness and discontent are vital things; and that intense experience and suffering instruct us in ways that less intense emotions can never do. I believe, in short, that we are equally beholden to heart and mind, and that […]
Mind Manager: Non-Linear Thinking
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2. add part nubmers
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Criminalizing Birth Control
Protests Over a Rule to Protect Health Providers – NYTimes.com George W. Bush is trying to push a bill through Congress that enables doctors to force their religious beliefs on women. The NYT, phrases it as if they are somehow protecting the doctors’ rights. I don’t think so. If a doctor is a Fundamentalist Extremist, […]
Makin’ Thunderbirds
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We met production
Foremen didn’t waste words
We met production
Foremen didn’t waste words
We were young and proud
We were makin’ Thunderbirds
The Nightmare is Almost Over
The Bush administration has plunged us into a moral and spiritual abyss, one that has separated us from our allies and friends. It is this same moral vacuum that has created the toxic business climate in the US.
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