Yah, this should have gone out in September. I’m printing it now because it is sweet.
*Warning: This will be offensive to the Politically Correct, fans of Fox News, white trash, and female porn stars. Just letting you all know.*
Heather Mallick’s Official Website – A Mighty Wind blows through Republican Convention
Ms. Mallick describes Sarah as having “a sturdy body, clothes that are clinging yet boxy and a voice that could peel the plastic seal off your new microwave.” And that’s the nicest thing she had to say about her.
Plus, Fox News hates Ms. Mallick. I can’t think of a better endorsement.
There’s a video on YouTube of a harpy from Fox News – whose name completely eludes me – attempting to castrate David Warren of the Ottawa Citizen. It really was quite pitiful. She was full of rage and venom at the CBC for allowing Ms. Mallick’s article to stay up on their site. To his credit Mr. Warren quietly explained to her that up in Canada they still have freedom of the press. And that everybody *knows* McCain picked up Palin to get white tr… errrr… the populist vote.
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