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An Introduction to Evolution

March 18th, 2008

I have to give a speech on evolution…help? – Yahoo! Answers

My nephew would tell you that a shark doesn’t turn into a chair.

Darwin and Wallace were the first guys to write about evolution.

Darwin got his ideas while traveling around the world and seeing all kinds of animals. The ship was called the “Beagle.” You’ll want to talk about Galapagos Island, where he saw different species of birds in a place so far from the continent that they had to have all come from one ancestor. He thought that their beaks were shaped by what food their ancestors ate. Seeds vs. berries vs. bugs, etc. Don’t forget the tortoises.

There are different theories of how evolution occurs.

**Lamarck** said that species evolve because acquired traits are passed down through the generations. Like giraffes stretching their necks up to get leaves makes their offspring have longer necks. (not true)

Darwin believed that evolution was a slow process of population drifting in response to the environment. The average height of a giraffe changes each generation because the short ones all died. (closer, but not quite)

Basically, evolution occurs when something in the environment – Nature – kills off certain animals and let others live. So if the short-necked giraffes always died there would only be taller giraffes left to reproduce. But the next valley over the trees might be really short so the tall giraffes have trouble reaching down and after a couple of generations only short giraffes are left. So now there are two different animals. This is called “Natural Selection.”

Darwin, like most people of his time, believed that offspring were a blend of their parents traits, like a black cat and a white cat have grey kittens and after that all kittens are grey. (not true) He had trouble believing his own theory, and waited many years to publish it. Actually, he published it only after he found out that Wallace had the same ideas.

**Mendel** came up with modern genetics, where there are dominant and recessive genes. So black cats can have white kittens, orange tabby kittens, and black kittens.

Another theory is that small mutations – like birth defects – might make an animal better suited. Maybe a horse had a long-necked colt that could eat from taller trees so it survived. After enough generations the mutations add up until the horse looks like a giraffe. Obviously some mutations don’t help at all, or even kill. It’s random. Some folks can’t handle randomness – everything has to be planned in advance or they freak out.

Still another theory is that small changes aren’t good enough – there had to be a miracle to change one species to another. They always say that the eye had to be a miracle because it’s so complex, but they forget to tell you about lizards with light-sensing patches in their skin instead of eyeballs, or about lower mammals whose species can’t see colors yet. ANY eye is an evolutionary advantage over no eyes at all, even if it’s only a light-sensing patch.

The main thing is that to be scientific, you have to be willing to change your theory to match what you observe. It’s not enough for some scientist to tell you “THIS IS TRUE.” You get to go out and prove it for yourself – or even disprove it! Anybody who doesn’t let you question their theory is trying to control your mind. And that, my young friend, is politics.

Darwin loves you, man.

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The Renaissance

March 9th, 2008

I’ve been playing on Yahoo! Answers and it’s been great for my writer’s block. I’m starting a new category.

Renaissance means “rebirth.” It is the rebirth of knowledge and of culture after a thousand years of ignorance. If you control information – DRM! – you control the world.

King Charlemagne of France wanted to learn to read, probably the first European king to do so. He started a program to educate the populace of France.

The newly-emerging merchant class became patrons of the arts – the Medicis. Up until then, the church supported artists and controlled the subjects of all paintings.

Scientists exchanged ideas and this led to new inventions and ultimately to industrialization. One invention, the printing press, made mass production of books possible so that anyone who could learn to read could school himself. Until then books were copied by hand – manuscripts. And since the church was doing the copying, pretty much everything they copied was modified.

The Renaissance was a breaking free from the past.

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Log Jam

December 8th, 2005

Ever since I started my first web page back in 1995, I have been fascinated with the server logfiles. Laughing Squid provides access to my logs through the Plesk interface, so I get to scan them occasionally. It’s good for a laugh.
Huh? She laughs over server logs? What a geekess!
Well, duh! They’re, like, sooooo awesome!
Yahoo!’s crawler doesn’t sip, it slurps:

68.142.251.21 - - [23/Nov/2005:04:35:30 -0800] “GET /robots.txt HTTP/1.0″ 200 440 ”-” ”Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Yahoo! Slurp; http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/ysearch/slurp)”

But what does that jumble mean? It’s easy when you break it down and look at each part.
68.142.251.21 is the Internet Protocol (IP) address of the bot. This address traces the access to the bot’s Internet Service Provider (ISP), and sometimes even to the exact computer. One way to get more information is to use a traceroute program. If you don’t have one, try the online form at http://www.nwtools.com/. Cut and paste the IP address into the form, select “Lookup”, and there’s the host name, lj2411.inktomisearch.com. Try again, only select XWhois to find out who owns lj2411.
[23/Nov/2005:04:35:30 -0800] is the time and date of the access. Laughing Squid is in San Francisco, so the time is given in Pacific time or GMT-0800.
“GET /robots.txt HTTP/1.0″ is the command string the bot sent to my server and the protocol it is using.
200 440 is a “200″ status code that the server sent to Yahoo! Slurp to tell it that the GET command was successful and the file size was 440 bytes.
Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Yahoo! Slurp; http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/ysearch/slurp) is the identifying info sent by the bot. In this case, Yahoo! Slurp is crawling using a browser that looks to the server like a Mozilla-compatible program. Yahoo! Slurp is polite enough to give me a URL I can go to if I have questions.
msnbot seems to be crawling the site almost every day. I should take a half hour and calculate what percentage of my traffic is msnbot. In the meantime, I’ve set a time delay between requests, plus disallowed msnbot from large sections of the site for now. MSN has a separate bot that crawls the net looking for images, and since I’m not an artiste I’ll block that one altogether.
Googlebot isn’t so bad, in part because Google has webmasters post sitemaps that tell the bot exactly what’s on the site, and how often to check back. The details are on Google.
I also like to see who reads robots.txt before crawling. Polite bots read and obey the robots.txt file. There’s not much you can do at the user level if a bot ignores robots.txt.

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